06
Apr
7 Things that my family does that make me bang m head
7 Things Your Family Does to Make You Want to Bang Your Head
Slide the Blame:
I find that whenever someone is ever in trouble with anyone in the family, especially when their up against the parental figure, they always end their excuse or reason with an offhand sentence that leaves them out of hot water and you into the boiling pot, “Well I can’t clean the kitchen because (name) never emptied the dishwasher”, bam slid the blame and got out of their. You are left with the aftermath of your parents and the spiel that is sure to come.
The Cons of the Responsible Child:
Being the responsible child enables you to do more things then your siblings because they trust you but the biggest con would have to be when your sibling decides to not do any of their chores, clean after themselves, or take responsibility for their own life messes. They become so irresponsible to your parents that they add their workload onto you because you never let them down. Well if you are the oldest cherish the moment you leave the house because they will be taking over the work! Muahaha! Revengeful karma!
You Might Have to go as Far as Marking Your Territory:
The reason it it call “your room” seems logical to you but it doesn’t to your family, they call it the “free stuff room” because they can take stuff and never return it. For a family what is left around that is not yours is up for grabs and you’ll end up finding your favorite t-shirt in their hamper while your doing their laundry! People signs do not work and only one thing will a lock with no spare keys.
Silence is Not in Their Vocabulary:
No matter where you are in the house you always here someone else, even if your the first person in the room, therefore your territory and your choice of channel or type of music, but your family decides to sit down and talk on the phone or make noise in the vicinity leaving the point of being there pointless because you can’t here anything.
And being respectable doesn’t came back at you. when you want to listen to something you put your head phones on but everyone else in your family decides to misplace theirs at the time they want to listen to music and so they play it loud while your trying to listen to the TV or read, etc .
Your Not Allowed to Do Something But Your Parents Are
Obviously parents are allowed the right to tell you what you are allowed to do and not do because they want to protect you and blah, blah,blah. But it comes down to those small things that drive you insane like you’re not allowed to leave one thing left somewhere other then your room but you see them run through the house flinging their stuff everywhere, or not allowing you to do something but then, one week later, you see them doing something that makes them the hypocrite they are and most annoying part is that they are your parents and you can’t backtalk them. Remember once you have your own home and they come over it is revenge time!
Caution Females May Bite:
Living with the female species in a house is a dangerous area and should be tread cautiously. Living with your Mother and your sister involves a lot of listening since if your not an emotional wreck all the time and they are, living in a house where someone is always pms-ing gets tiring. And since their your family you try to help them with their problems but nope they don’t want your help want to do it all by themselves even though they just spent the last hours bawling beside yelling, “what am I supposed to so?!”. I’m sorry I didn’t know it was a rhetorical question! … I now understand why the male population doesn’t understand females, they make everything so complicated, this coming from me a female.
Danger Hazard Males in Proximity:
The most dangerous male of all inhales all the food in the proximity and take the trouble in later as long as they can consume whatever they need and not clean it up - ever. Either their younger or older they have that special quality that makes you think of a brother, if you are of the different sex beware because they will rat you out before they do their own kind! So what makes them bang your head? They do all of the above, yes their is such a thing as a male pms-ing, but on a worser scale.